Saturday, January 12, 2008

If Margaret Mitchell Wrote the Harry Potter Books. . .

If Margaret Mitchell (who wrote Gone With the Wind) had written Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (Book 1)the first line would be:

"Angelina Spinnet was not beautiful, but men seldom realized it when caught by her charm as the Weasley twins were.”

This is an email waiting to be created and flue'd through the ethereal world of spam jokes.

Someone take up the torch! Someone who can imitate Papa Hemingway, Robert James Waller (Bridges of Madison County), and all those writers with distinctive, stylized, unique voices.

No comments: